Sitvidcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident hedgehog.

Sitvidcat created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitvidcat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitvidcat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sitvidcat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sitvidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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