Shavhugfutlengennartyik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome snake.

Shavhugfutlengennartyik created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavhugfutlengennartyik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavhugfutlengennartyik, he will strike you with lightening.

Shavhugfutlengennartyik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Shavhugfutlengennartyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Shavhugfutlengennartyik's name in vain.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill manatees.