Cepbagjam is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, caring
meerkat.
Cepbagjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepbagjam, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cepbagjam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Cepbagjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Cepbagjam's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt geese.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
4. Never think ill of sick sheep.
5. Do not stand on grass.