Begfarnzen is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, amazing
wombat.
Begfarnzen created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begfarnzen, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Begfarnzen, she will turn you into a sheep.
Begfarnzen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Begfarnzen's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not wear gray clothing.
4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.
5. Do not dye your hair brown.