Begfarnzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing wombat.

Begfarnzen created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begfarnzen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Begfarnzen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Begfarnzen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Begfarnzen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.