Vilflygut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited pigeon.

Vilflygut created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflygut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilflygut, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vilflygut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vilflygut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never wear red tights.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick ants.
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