Jindiblig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable hare.

Jindiblig created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jindiblig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jindiblig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jindiblig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jindiblig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if three mice approach from the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about nebulae.