Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen
is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, caring
capybara
.
Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen
created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen
, she will turn you into a dog.
Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen's
most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen's Holy Commandments
1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. You must pray to Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen four times a day.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never look at planets.
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