Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring capybara.

Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen, she will turn you into a dog.

Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Vindancanmetshavrawquatxen four times a day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at planets.