Rilldidmip is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered
parrot.
Rilldidmip created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilldidmip, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rilldidmip, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Rilldidmip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Rilldidmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never eat carrots.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never laugh near eagles.
5. Do not drink alcohol.