Rilldidmip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered parrot.

Rilldidmip created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldidmip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilldidmip, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rilldidmip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rilldidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never laugh near eagles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.