Flabvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable walrus.

Flabvol created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabvol, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flabvol, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flabvol's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Flabvol loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the south.

5. Never look at black holes.