Cebvigsis is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented wombat.

Cebvigsis created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebvigsis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebvigsis, it will turn you into a frog.

Cebvigsis' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cebvigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebvigsis.

5. You must never eat coconuts.