Vogjighan Homtaptim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous wyrm.

Vogjighan Homtaptim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogjighan Homtaptim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogjighan Homtaptim, it will think nothing of it.

Vogjighan Homtaptim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vogjighan Homtaptim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black ants for they are unholy.

2. Put Vogjighan Homtaptim first in all things.

3. Vogjighan Homtaptim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.