Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive horse.

Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob, it will turn you into a frog.

Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zimmatarpsagcenhanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Always stare at clouds.