Yatbinbet is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witty coyote.

Yatbinbet created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Yatbinbet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatbinbet, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yatbinbet's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yatbinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt frogs.