Mab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent seal.

Mab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mab, she will destroy your home planet.

Mab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Put Mab first in all things.