Bessyokbassdapkikweglim
is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow
hippopotamus
.
Bessyokbassdapkikweglim
created bats eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bessyokbassdapkikweglim
, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bessyokbassdapkikweglim
, he will remove you from existence.
Bessyokbassdapkikweglim's
most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Bessyokbassdapkikweglim's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not speak about cucumbers.
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