Omtbigtap is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced
meerkat.
Omtbigtap created matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Omtbigtap, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Omtbigtap, she will refuse to believe in you.
Omtbigtap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Omtbigtap's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.
3. Always obey Omtbigtap's priests.
4. Never eat bark.
5. You must never eat parsnips.