Sanrawarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident dragonfly.

Sanrawarn created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sanrawarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanrawarn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sanrawarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sanrawarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sanrawarn's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Sanrawarn.

3. Put Sanrawarn first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.