Tikbensom is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, humorless
sheep.
Tikbensom created everything that exists six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tikbensom, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tikbensom, she will come to you in dreams.
Tikbensom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Tikbensom's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always stare at clouds.