Cambomgid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless wolf.

Cambomgid created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambomgid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cambomgid, he will laugh at you.

Cambomgid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cambomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if four swans approach from the west.