Quagtalrig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome penguin.

Quagtalrig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtalrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagtalrig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quagtalrig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Quagtalrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never play with disobedient children.