Fomdogdon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, proud coyote.

Fomdogdon created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdogdon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomdogdon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomdogdon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fomdogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your face.