Jigkomarf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy mole.

Jigkomarf created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigkomarf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jigkomarf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jigkomarf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jigkomarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Run away from turquoise eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.