Bunbugnut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident capybara.

Bunbugnut created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbugnut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunbugnut, she will ignore you.

Bunbugnut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bunbugnut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunbugnut.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.