Bossbapyim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic salamander.

Bossbapyim created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbapyim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bossbapyim, she will cry a lot.

Bossbapyim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bossbapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bossbapyim.