Viljarndabhubbablundabzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty camel.

Viljarndabhubbablundabzod created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Viljarndabhubbablundabzod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Viljarndabhubbablundabzod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Viljarndabhubbablundabzod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Viljarndabhubbablundabzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear indigo.