Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate grasshopper.

Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig, it will turn you into a tree.

Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sandnelsteryimgamruttpodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not cook food in pots.