Omindinstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid deer.

Omindinstip created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindinstip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omindinstip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omindinstip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Omindinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always obey Omindinstip's priests.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.