Capbifgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring skunk.

Capbifgab created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbifgab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capbifgab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capbifgab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Capbifgab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.