Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless hedgehog.

Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zodkadmotsomnabvanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not skip in public.