Lunwegflab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty bird.

Lunwegflab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunwegflab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunwegflab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lunwegflab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lunwegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three bats approach from the south.

2. You must pray to Lunwegflab six times a day.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Lunwegflab on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Lunwegflab.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.