Lagmegfum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing naga.

Lagmegfum created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Lagmegfum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lagmegfum, he will ignore you.

Lagmegfum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lagmegfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always obey Lagmegfum's priests.

5. Never talk about gravity.