Legnibjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Legnibjon created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnibjon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Legnibjon, he will turn you into a mole.

Legnibjon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Legnibjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Legnibjon first in all things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mice.