Ingbetrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful whale.

Ingbetrutt created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbetrutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingbetrutt, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ingbetrutt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ingbetrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Ingbetrutt's name in vain.