Cebjoprutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable human.

Cebjoprutt created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebjoprutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebjoprutt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cebjoprutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cebjoprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue hats.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Cebjoprutt on top of important buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Cebjoprutt's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt foxes.