Stragpadkom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful zebra.

Stragpadkom created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragpadkom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragpadkom, she will turn you into a worm.

Stragpadkom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stragpadkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.