Hudwabbiss Tadbapven is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise naga.

Hudwabbiss Tadbapven created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudwabbiss Tadbapven, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudwabbiss Tadbapven, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hudwabbiss Tadbapven's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudwabbiss Tadbapven's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not covet oxen.