Sanrutarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable centipede.

Sanrutarn created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanrutarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanrutarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Sanrutarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sanrutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.