Tungangep Yattgatvol is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent crow.

Tungangep Yattgatvol created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungangep Yattgatvol, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tungangep Yattgatvol, he will cry a lot.

Tungangep Yattgatvol's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tungangep Yattgatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Tungangep Yattgatvol's priests.

4. You must pray to Tungangep Yattgatvol nine times a day.

5. You must never eat aubergines.