Cipranpang is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental crane.

Cipranpang created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipranpang, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cipranpang, it will turn you into a goat.

Cipranpang's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cipranpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Cipranpang's name in vain.

4. Put Cipranpang first in all things.

5. Do not wear black clothing.