Cutboptetti is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident wasp.

Cutboptetti created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutboptetti, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutboptetti, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cutboptetti's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cutboptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cutboptetti.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.