Rilpoprow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful wasp.

Rilpoprow created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilpoprow, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rilpoprow, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rilpoprow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rilpoprow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Rilpoprow.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat aubergines.