Quimrillgub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited fairy.

Quimrillgub created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimrillgub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimrillgub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Quimrillgub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quimrillgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into brown rooms.