Fagnarlsak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest armadillo.

Fagnarlsak created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagnarlsak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fagnarlsak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fagnarlsak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fagnarlsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fagnarlsak's name in vain.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never paint your neck turquoise.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.