Gamsugril is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, blissful giraffe.

Gamsugril created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamsugril, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamsugril, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gamsugril's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gamsugril's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.