Sakboptarg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited walrus.

Sakboptarg created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakboptarg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sakboptarg, she will laugh at you.

Sakboptarg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sakboptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Run away if five cats approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.