Hanpopvog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful finch.

Hanpopvog created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpopvog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanpopvog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hanpopvog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hanpopvog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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