Kemstippark is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy deer.

Kemstippark created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Kemstippark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kemstippark, she will be very sad.

Kemstippark's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kemstippark's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if four cats approach from the north.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kemstippark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.