Gombellvad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Gombellvad created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Gombellvad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gombellvad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gombellvad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gombellvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if seven otters approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Gombellvad's name in vain.