Quambansag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered raven.

Quambansag created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Quambansag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quambansag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quambansag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Quambansag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never hurt capybaras.
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