Sugpoprul is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish snail.

Sugpoprul created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugpoprul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugpoprul, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sugpoprul's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sugpoprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Sugpoprul three times a day.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.