Sugpoprul is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, unselfish
snail.
Sugpoprul created energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugpoprul, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sugpoprul, it will turn you into a sheep.
Sugpoprul's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Sugpoprul's Holy Commandments1. Never go into green rooms.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. You must pray to Sugpoprul three times a day.
5. Do not eat gooseberries.